Mac Davis - Bestest friend

^GWho wipes me off when I spill gravy on my shirt Who knows exactly where to ^A7kiss me when I ^D7hurt

And ^Gwho'll make love to me in satin ^Csheets or in the dirt You ^GBabe y^D7ou're my bestest ^Gfriend

Who bravely puts up with my ^A7uncles and my ^D7aunts And ^Gwho discretely whispers I ^Cforgot to zip my pants

You ^GBabe ^D7you're my bestest ^Gfriend

Who ^Ccomes down to bail me out when ^GI get in a jam And ^Chelps me tell the police where I ^Glive and who I ^D7am

And ^Gwho pats my back when no one ^Celse could give a damn You ^GBabe ^D7you're my bestest ^Gfriend

Who ^Ccan be as gentle as a ^Gsparrow in my hand Or ^Cmeaner than a junk yard dog when she's ^Gfighting for her ^D7man

And ^Gwho's the only one I'll ever ^Clove or understand You ^GBabe ^D7you're my bestest ^Gfriend

I'm talking about you Babe ^D7you're my bestest ^Gfriend