Lyle Lovett - Record lady

^GRobert Earl this^C friend of mine You know he's^G always looking after ^Cmy best interest He told me:^G Lyle P. you need to ^Cget some action ^A7Get your head ^D7back in line You need to ^B7get out on your^C7 own, boy This ^B7hanging around here's ^C7got to stop ^Eb7Get out on your ^D7own, boy And ^Eb7take a little trip to the ^D7record shop

I^G said: The record shop? But, Robert, ^CI don't need no records ^GHe just smiled and he ^Csaid what you need is a

^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) She's got the ^A7cutest little cartridge That ^D7you've ever seen She's a ^Eb7phonographic ^D7dream

^GI didn't waste no ^Ctime about it I ^Gput on my coat and ^Cshoes I ^Gpacked up my old ^Crocking chair And I ^A7left them hell on ^D7Church Street blues And I ^B7went down to the ^C7record shop ^B7What else could I ^C7do? She was ^Eb7five-foot-one and ^D7three-quarters ^Eb7But Lord, she claimed she ^D7five-foot-two

Well she ^Glooked at me with her ^Cbig green eyes She ^Gsaid: Can I help you find ^Csomething? I said: What you got on ^Gspecial?

^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) She's got the ^A7cutest little cartridge That ^D7you've ever seen She's a ^Eb7phonographic ^D7dream

^GActing very so^Cphisticated I ^Gbegan to browse a^Cround I ^Gwalked up to the ^Crecord lady And I said: I ^A7sure do like what ^D7I have found ^B7It would be so ^C7beautiful ^B7Please, come away with ^C7me ^Eb7We could run down to ^D7Istanbul ^Eb7Or maybe even ^D7gay Paree

Well she ^Glooked at me with her ^Cbig green eyes She ^Gsaid: Can I help you find ^Csomething? I said: What you got on ^Gspecial?

^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) She's got the ^A7cutest little cartridge That ^D7you've ever seen She's a ^Eb7phonographic ^D7dream ^Eb7A phonographic ^D7dream

^GOne day you know ^CI will see My ^Gphonographic ^Cfantasy ^GIn sweet fulfillment to the ^Clast detail Down in ^A7Acapulco or even ^D7somewhere else ^B7Just her and me to^C7gether ^B7The whole day ^C7long ^Eb7Her and me to^D7gether ^Eb7Playing them records ^D7all night long

She's the ^Grecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^GShe set 'er spinning mama (^Crecord lady)

^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^GRecord lady (^Crecord lady) ^A7Ooooh ^D7Ooooh ^Eb7Ooooh ^D7Ooooh ^Eb7Ooooh ^D7Ooooh