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Capo: 6 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] C G C G C G [Verse]
CWell, Daddy was a Gdoctor in the Cfamily Gpractice CFed off silver Gspoons since tChe day momma hGad us
CBrother was the MGVP the yCear they won sGtate Sister gCot her PGhD, lived up Cto Daddy's naGme
[Chorus]
CBut I love fast fooGd CAnd cheap tattooGs CCan see 'em boGth when I'm sitCtin' by the pooGl And CI don't work ouGt But I'lCl curl a 12 ouncGe And I Clove long walkGs From the frCidge to the coucGh
Always beeCn the oDne intCo thiDngs CI shDouldn'Ct bDe Yeah, I'm the CfarthesGt applCe from the family tree
[Verse]
CWhen I went to collGege CMan, I couldn't hanGg CCashed my checks at WGalmart Paid the rCent at the baGnk
And thCat record deaGl's a milliCon miles awaGy CCuz I ain't maGde a dime off allC these songs I siGng
[Chorus]
CBut I love fast fooGd CAnd cheap tattooGs CSure enough showGs when I'm sitCtin' by the pooGl CAnd I don't work oGut CBut I'll curl a 12 Gounce CAnd take long walGks CFrom the fridge to the coucGh
Always beeCn the oDne intCo thiDngs CI shDouldn'Ct bDe Yeah, I'm the CfarthesGt applCe from the family tree
[Chorus]
CSo get you some fast fooGd COr a cheap tattooG CAnd who gives a dGamn what they thCink at the pooGl CSkip your workouGt CCrack you a 12 ouncGe CAnd take a long waGlk from the fridCge to the coucGh
Maybe gCet iDnto soCme thiDngs yCou shDouldnC't bDe And be the CfartheGst applCe from the family tree
[Outro] C G C G C G C G Or the closest maybe, I don't know