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Well I wondCer how Susie is doinFg C At the airpFort in old Durango C Does SusiCe still work foFr the airlines C I pray one Fday they let that bitch go G SFusie’s a big deal at the airlines C The DurFango airport’s pretty small G She cheFcks in and tags C And handFles some baggage C C G C F* You could say that sue does it all You could say thatC bitch sue does it aGll C
I flew into Durango from Denver Where I ground checked my martin guitar Susie took it off of that aircraft threw it on top a luggage car from the airplane there on the runway through the window I witnessed it all my axe hit the tarmac I swear I heard the crack That old dreadnaught took a dreadful fall My guitar took a terrible fall Chorus:
EmSo inside I showed Susie the damFage CCaused by her negligent misdeed G She denied Emthat it even happened F InnocenCt was how Susie did plead G Well I implied tFhat she was a liar C That’s when Susie mFade up her sick mind G FHell surely don’t have C That bitFch susie’s wrath C C G C F* She was gonna my kick my ass big time That bitCch would kick my ass big tiGme C
Kick it- solo Kick it again- solo The next day I went back to the airport My old six string held together with tape Susie was on duty that morning From that cold bitch I could not escape She said you can’t take your guitar to Texas Because its in a soft leather case Either leave it behind Or a hard case go find I swear Sue had a smile on her face That bitch had a smile on her face Then she showed me a rule in a rulebook Some bs made up by the faa I had to leave my guitar in Durango Have it fed-exed back to LA I borrowed an axe down in Austin But I swore I would right susie’s wrong Lawyers aint cheap Im no litigious creep So instead I wrote Susie a song I wrote that bitch Susie a song Chorus: Now I think of myself as a nice guy Usually I’m polite, never rude Course the bitch’s name isn’t Susie Cause I don’t want to get my ass sued But I wonder how Angela’s doing That’s something I’d sure like to know Is Angie still there With her pony tailed hair At the airport in old Durango At the airport in old Durango