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(Spoken) OK, so I'm riding around in this car with this woman that I'm close to a couple times a week. And I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing other women, how this one looks,Isn't her hair lovely' What a nice outfit... I said, Babe, what is the DEAL' You're noticing all these other chicks... maybe... you're a lesbian. She looks at me and she says,I wish I was a lesbian. Now, at that point I wanted to say, You mean 'you wish you were a lesbian' because, grammatically... But I let it slide. I didn't wanna ruffle any feathers. But, ya know, that sentence, that retort, "I wish I was a lesbian"...kinda stuck in the ole Laud-o's mind. kinda gestated there for seven, eight minutes then this tune popped out... G G------ I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
GI wouldn't have to mess with men and Dall their come-and-go GAnd all that awful facial hair and yuDcky "ma-chis-mo" C G-- Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero GI wish I was a lesbian and tChat I wasn't straight GI would sleep with women only; maDn, that would be great GI could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't wDanna mate C G-- Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
HEY!
GI wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke GI would hang with k.d. lang; Mel DGibson, take a hike GI think it would be nice to love someone who was aClike COoooooo, I wGish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke
GI wish I was a lesbian; that's why thisD song is sung GIt shouldn't have to matter how soDmeone is hung GOther things are more important...LICKE HOW TO USE YOR CTOUNGE...bablblblb GI wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung D (etc... to the end) HEEEEEEY!
I dare Casey Kasem to play this I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do But if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true Hey, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo" (I hate that damned machismo!) Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!