Loudon Wainwright III - I had a dream

^GI had a dream I don’t kno^Cw what it meant But I drea^Dmed Donald Trump was our ^Cpresiden^Gt And there on election night r^Cight by his side His fl^Dunky Chris Christie al^Cong for the r^Gide But ^Amit gets worse just wa^Dit there’s more Am D* He made Jeff Sessions Secretary of War And ^Gjust like he promised he ^Cbuilt him that wall He blew up ^DCuba and he carpet bombed ^CMontre^Gal

^GI had a dream I woke up i^Cn a cold sweat The ^DDonald was elected in a ^Chuge up^Gset He made a ^Gbad deal with Putin a secret p^Cact with Assad Told the ^DPope where to go ^CI swear to G^God ^AmAs for the Supreme Court^D he got to choose Am D* He filled the vacancy up with Lyin’ Ted Cruz His f^Gace was bright orange and his h^Cair was just weird But we were ^Dmade great again, ^Cembarrassed and ^Gfeared

^GI had a dream ^Chere’s how it went I ^Ddreamed that the Trumpster was the ^Cpresid^Gent His little fi^Gnger on the button, he was d^Coin’ his thing Our new na^Dtional anthem was “^Cmy ding-a-l^Ging” We were b^Amought and sold like in Mon^Dopoly Am D* He had the most hotels in the land of the free Locked ^Gup the opposition and the dem^Constrators too That w^Dould be me and it m^Cight be ^Gyou

I ^Ghad a dream I’m not s^Cure what it meant When I d^Dreamed Donald Trump was our ^Cpresid^Gent And it w^Gasn’t even close he won it in^C a landslide Our new ^Dhot First Lady she was be^Caming with p^Gride If you th^Amink that’s cool don’t f^Dool yourself He made B^Amen Carson Secreta^Dry of Health And S^Amarah Palin Secretar^Dy of Stealth If you th^Amink that’s scary well j^Dust you wait He made ^AmNewt Gingrich the Secreta^Dry of State G D* And Rush Limbaugh the Secretary of Hate!! ^GDreams come true and there’s^C prophesy And som^Detimes a nightmare is a ^Cre^Amali^Gty