Loudon Wainwright III - Heaven

There'll ^Cbe lots of ^Gdrinking in ^CHeaven ^FSmoking and eating and ^Csex What ^Fyou didn't do in this ^Clife, bad for you, Will be ^D7totally cool in the ^Gnext In ^CHeaven there'll ^Gbe beer for ^Cbreakfast At ^Flunch it's tequila and ^E7sus4/Bwine ^E7 And the ^Fsoup served with dinner is ^Cmade with paint thinner And the ^Dmorning here^Gafter feels ^Cfine, ^GOh

Good be^Chaviour will ^Gget you to ^Cheaven It's ^FBeulah Land, that's where you're ^Cbound But no^Fbody makes nice up there ^Cin paradise When you ^D7get up there then you get ^Gdown And the ^Cangels have ^Gashtrays in ^CHeaven Saint ^FPeter puffs on a ^E7sus4/Bcigar ^E7 that's right ^Fsmoking's allowed, it's what ^Cmakes all those clouds and you ^Ddon't have to ^Gsit at the ^Cbar, ^GOh

And they ^Ceat all day ^Glong up in ^CHeaven And ^Fnobody ever gets ^Cfat No not ^Fone calorie and the ^Cice cream is free It comes ^D7in a pint, quart, or a ^Gvat And it's ^Cjust one big ^Gorgy in ^CHeaven And ^Fnobody ever says "^E7sus4/Bno" ^E7 And it's ^Ffront, sideways, back, and you ^Cstart to lose track But you ^Ddon't lose your ^Gget up and ^Cgo,^G Oh

There'll ^Cbe lots of ^Gdrinking in ^CHeaven ^FSmoking and eating and ^Csex What ^Fyou didn't do in this ^Clife, bad for you, Will be ^D7totally cool in the ^Gnext In ^CHeaven there'll ^Gbe beer for ^Cbreakfast At ^Flunch it's sambucca and ^E7sus4/Bwine ^E7 The gaz^Fpacho with dinner is made w^Cith paint thinner And the ^Dmorning here^Gafter feels ^Cfine, ^GOh