Loudon Wainwright III - Dead shunk

^GCrossing the highwa^Dy late last night, He ^Cshoulda looked left and he ^Gshoulda looked right. He ^Gdidn't see the station ^Dwagon car. The ^Cskunk got squashed and ^Gthere you are.

You got your ^Gdead skunk in the ^Dmiddle of the road ^CDead skunk in the ^Gmiddle of the road ^GDead skunk in the ^Dmiddle of the road (And it's) ^CStinking to high ^Gheaven

Take a ^Gwhiff on me. That ^Dain't no rose. ^CRoll up your window and ^Ghold your nose. You ^Gdon't have to look and you ^Ddon't have to see 'Cause you can ^Cfeel it in your ol^Gfactory.

You got your ^Gdead skunk in the ^Dmiddle of the road ^CDead skunk in the ^Gmiddle of the road ^GDead skunk in the ^Dmiddle of the road (And it's) ^CStinking to high ^Gheaven

Yeah, you ^Ggot your dead cat and you ^Dgot your dead dog. On a ^Cmoonlit night you got your ^Gdead toad frog. You got your ^Gdead rabbit and your ^Ddead raccoon. The ^Cblood and the guts, they gonna ^Gmake you swoon.

You got your ^Gdead skunk in the ^Dmiddle of the road ^CDead skunk in the ^Gmiddle of the road ^GDead skunk in the ^Dmiddle of the road (And it's) ^CStinking to high ^Gheaven C'mon stink

^GYou got it It's dead, it's in t^Dhe middle Dea^Cd skunk in the m^Giddle ^GDead skunk in the ^Dmiddle of the road ^CStinkin' to high ^Gheaven ^GAll over the road, technicolor ^Dman ^COh, you got poll^Gution ^GIt's dead, it's in^D the middle ^CAnd it's stinkin^G' to high, high heaven