Lou Reed - Andys chest

^EIf I could be anything ^Ain the world that flew ^EI would be a bat and come ^Aswooping after you ^EAnd if the last time you were here ^Athings were a bit askew

Well, you kn^Fow what happ^Cens after dar^Gk When rattles^Fnakes lose their ski^Cns and their hea^Grts And all t^Fhe missionaries lo^Cse their bar^Gk

^DOh, all the trees are ca^Glling after y^Aou ^DAnd all the venom sni^Gpers after y^Aou ^DAre all the mountains b^Goulder after yo^Au

^EIf I could be any one of the things ^Ain this world that bite ^EInstead of a dentured ocelot on a leash ^AI'd rather be a kite ^EAnd be tied to the end of your string ^Aand flying in the air, baby, at night

'Ca^Fuse you know w^Chat they say about honey b^Gears When ^Fyou shave of^Cf all their baby ha^Gir You h^Fave a hairy ^Cminded pink bare b^Gear ^DAnd all the bells are^G rolling out for ^Ayou ^DAnd stones are all er^Gupting out for y^Aou ^DAnd all the cheap blo^Godsuckers are flying after y^Aou ^EYesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff ^Awere groovin' on the street ^EAnd just like in a movie ^Aher hands became her feet ^EHer belly button was her mouth ^Awhich meant she tasted what she'd speak, ooohhh

But ^Fthe funny thing is w^Chat happened to her ^Gnose, ooohhh It ^Fgrew until it r^Ceached all of her to^Ges, ooohhh Now,^F when people say her ^Cfeet smell, they mean her n^Gose And cu^Frtains laced with di^Gamonds, dear for y^Aou ^DAnd all the Roman no^Gblemen for y^Aou ^DAnd kingdom's Christian s^Goldiers, dear for ^Ayou ^DAnd melting ice cap m^Gountains tops for ^Ayou, Oh, oh, and k^Dnights in flaming s^Gilver robes for ^Ayou And ba^Dts that with a kiss^G turn prince for y^Aou ^DSwoop, swoop, oh, ba^Gby, rock, ro^Ack ^DSwoop, swoop, rock, ^Grock ^{A D}Swoop, swoop, rock, ^Grock ^A