Los Campesinos! - This is a flag there is no wind

^ECAN WE ALL PLEASE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN? [Verse 1] In an an^Ealogy that makes sense to most ^E/G# This oppor^Caugtunity it found me unmarked at the ^Caug/F#far post But I ^C#mblazed it right against the ^C#mcrossbar Of the p^Aub that you had worked in since you moved here from ^A/C#Bath spa But we agr^Eeed we couldn't trust a guy that didn't like a ^E/G#single sport But th^Caugose bow-legged suitors hadn’t given me much o^Caug/F#f a thought They ^C#msaid it smelled delicious but it smelt of bu^C#mrning flesh Not m^A/C#eant to be malicious but this ^A/C#is the cross we bear

The ^Estory of the ^F#mwinter I f^Aorgot how to speak My mind was l^Eike a nation's ^F#mflag but my b^Areeze was too weak How they dr^Eagged me to the ^F#mhospital, said ^AI had gone deaf But I heard ^F#meverything they said It's just I had ^Ano interest

Our frie^Ends have put the two of us on su^E/G#icide watch And every ^Caugsecond spent away we spend watching the^Caug/F# clock There are ^C#mphotos of us holding hands o^C#mutside of the frame I was th^Aere, but wonder where our fingers were all the s^A/C#ame It’s like our ^Eself-restraint (It’s the size of a fing^E/G#ernail) And then we chew i^Caugt down (Yeah we chew it down ^Caug/F#all the same) Sad eyes for^C#m sad goodbyes It’s a ^Acrime, It’s a crime, It’s a crime, It’s a ^A/C#crime

The ^Estory of the ^F#mwinter I f^Aorgot how to speak My mind was l^Eike a nation's ^F#mflag but my b^Areeze was too weak How they dr^Eagged me to the ^F#mhospital, said ^AI had gone deaf But I heard ^F#meverything they said It's just I had ^Ano interest