Los Campesinos! - Songs about your girlfriend

You do not ^Alike us Cause your girlfriend ^A/Blikely does And all your ^A/C#friends agree On her soft-^A/G#spot for me I'll have my ^Ahard hands Over her ^A/Bsoft spots soon, you will ^A/C#see ^A/G# And if you ^Awant a list of all her ^A/Bfavourite bits The next time ^A/C#I am free Quite compre^A/G#hensively I will s^Acrawl them all down for ^A/Byou as an apolo^A/C#gy ^A/G# Tell her the ^Atimes we shared that broke have ^A/Bbeen repaired Cinders of ^A/C#our old jokes have once a^A/G#gain been stoked But with a ^Adifferent girl, funn^A/Bier now they've been ^A/C#rehearsed ^A/G#

All ^Anight hung on your every ^A/Bword 'til we were ^F#minterrupted by the ^Ebirds singing "^F#mOh your mask is slipping ^EOh your mask is slipping."

^DSongs I've written about your girlfriend Are just ^Bmpsalms of spite since it came to an end Cause I ^Anever made her smile like t^F#mhat And she ^Anever made me smile right ba^F#mck Although I ^Aalways made her purr like a c^F#mat She said I ^Anever made her smile like th^F#mat

She stubbed her ^Ahome club's crest on me with ^A/Bcigarettes A swift that ^A/C#matched the bird upon her ^A/G#football shirt She would ^Alift the hem, she would ^A/Bwear that thing like a ^A/C#skirt ^A/G# The last time ^AI was there she let me ^A/Bwear her clothes She painted ^A/C#my lips red so that we ^A/G#both ensured I kiss her ^Aevery inch, my ^A/Bgod the girl looked like she'd ^A/C#burned ^A/G#

All ^Anight hung on your every ^A/Bword 'til we were ^F#minterrupted by the ^Ebirds singing "^F#mOh your mask is slipping ^EOh your mask is slipping."

^DSongs I've written about your girlfriend Are just ^Bmpsalms of spite since it came to an end All these ^Asongs I've written about your girlfriend Are just ^Bkilling time while my ^Eheart is on the mend Cause I ^Anever made her smile like t^F#mhat And she ^Anever made me smile right ba^F#mck Although I ^Aalways made her purr like a c^F#mat She said I ^Anever made her smile like th^F#mat