Los Campesinos! - Avocado baby

There's no ^Embox to tick for red, so I put down blue ins^Gtead, cos It's ^Cclosest there's to grey in the categories.^G And the ^Emveins within the whites are a statement of de^Gmise, Doe Eyes ^Cyou should stay at home licking batteries^G. I ^Emfeel like I'm the host of a terrible game ^Dshow, and the ^CGuests on today's quiz are cele^Gbrities. Won't res^Empond to any clues, they're just cracking jokes for ^Dviews, But the ^Canswers to these questions mean ^Ceverything.

^GI had a friend who^Am, had made a flag day, ^EmBlood on their hands from^C shards of a heartbreak. ^GI have known friends to^Am, crack from love's weight, ^EmBlossom in ribcage,^C until their backs break. ^EmOh, it ^Dwon't get bet^Cter, that doesn't ^Emmean it's gonna ^Dget any worse^C. Your final ^Emdraft's a life-^Dlong love let^Cter, signed to the ^Emman who will be ^Ddriving your hear^Cse.

Sala^Emcia's in the depths, and if I avoid the ^Dnests, Threaten ^CI'll cuckold you Neptune, for definite. Meet betw^Emeen the dog and wolf, with the hoar frost underf^Goot, And I'll ^Cshow you every fire in Delphinus.

May ^Emshe who casts the first fist of dirt across the ^Dcasket Have ^Cmourners lick the mud from her fingernails, 'Tween the ^Embreadth'a your span, I was a renaissance ^Dman, Books of ^Clies stacked either side, you were my carrell.

^GI had a friend who^Am, had made a flag day, ^EmBlood on their hands from^C shards of a heartbreak. ^GI have known friends to^Am, crack from love's weight, ^EmBlossom in ribcage,^C until their backs break. ^GI had a friend who^Am, had made a flag day, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,) ^EmBlood on their hands from^C shards of a heartbreak. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.) ^GI have known friends to^Am, crack from love's weight, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,) ^EmBlossom in ribcage,^C until their backs break. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.) ^EmOh, it ^Dwon't get bet^Cter, that doesn't ^Emmean it's gonna ^Dget any worse^C. Your final ^Emdraft's a life-^Dlong love let^Cter, signed to the ^Emman who will be ^Ddriving your hear^Cse.

^GI had a friend who^Am, had made a flag day, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,) ^EmBlood on their hands from^C shards of a heartbreak. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.) ^GI have known friends to^Am, crack from love's weight, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,) ^EmBlossom in ribcage,^C until their backs break. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.) ^GA heart of stone, rind ^Aso tough it's crazy, ^EmThat's why they ^Acall me the a^Cvocado, baby. ^GA heart of stone, rind ^Amso tough it's crazy, ^EmThat's why they call me the a^Cvocado, baby.