Loretta Lynn - Ones on the way

They ^Csay to have her hair ^C7done Liz flies ^Fall the way to France And ^GJackie's seen in a discotheque ^G7doin' a brand new ^Cdance And the Whit^Ce House social seaso^C7n should be glitter^Fing and gay But ^G7here in Topeka the rai^Gn is a fallin' The ^G7faucet is a drippin' and the ^Gkids are a bawlin' ^G7One of them a toddlin' and one is a ^Gcrawlin' and^G one's on the ^Cway

I'm ^Gglad that Raquel ^C7Welch just signed a^F million dollar pact And ^GDebbie's out in Vegas workin' u^G7p a brand new act ^C While the ^Ctv's showin' ^C7Newlyweds a ^Freal fun game to play But ^G7here in Topeka the ^Gscreen door's a bangin' The ^G7coffee's boilin' over and the ^Gwash needs a hangin' ^G7One wants a cookie and ^Gone wants a changin' and^G one's on the ^Cway

Now what w^Gas I doin' Jimmy get away from there ^Cdarn there goes the phone ^GHello honey what's that you say you're ^Cbringin' a few ole buddies ^C7home You're callin' from a ^Fbarn get away from there No not you honey I was talkin' to the ^Cbaby wait a minute honey the door bell Honey could you stop ^Gat the market and h^G7ello hello well ^G7I'll be

The ^Cgirls in New York ^C7City they all ^Fmarch for women's lib And B^Getter Homes and Gardens shows the modern ^G7way to live ^C And the ^Cpill may change the w^C7orld tomorrow but m^Feanwhile today ^G7Here in Topeka the f^Glies are a buzzin' The d^G7og is a barkin' and the ^Gfloor needs a scrubbin' ^G7One needs a spankin' and one ^Gneeds a huggin' Lord ^Cone's on the way Oh gee I hope it ain't twins again