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***Big thanks to martink12au for his input into creating this Tab.*** Tabbed by Robert Da Prato, 5th June, 2024 Define: No Capo B.p.m. 111 4/4 Time Signature Original Key – A * Single Strum (which rings out) N.C. Stop Strumming Please press the Simplify feature (Next to the Autscroll) for simpler chords if you wish. *************************************** [Intro] |N.C. | (Drums) |D |D |E |E | |DM7 |DM7 |E |E | [Verse 1] 0:19
DM7 You know I'm impatient So why would you E leave me waiting outside the station? When it was like minus 4 degrees and I DM7
I get what you're saying
I just E really don't want to hear it right now Can you shut up for like once in your DM7life?
Listen to me
I took your nice words of adEvice about How you think I'm gonna die
Lucky if I turned 33
Okay, so yeah, I DM7smoke like a chimney I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney Every other Eweek
But cut me some slack
Who do you want me to DM7be? [Chorus] 0:54 DM7'Cause I'm too messy And then I'm too fucking Eclean
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I've DM7been And I'm too perfect 'Til I open my big Emouth
I want to be me
Is that not alDM7lowed? And I'm too clever And then I'm too fucking Edumb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the DM7month And I'm too perfect 'Til I show you that I'm Enot
A thousand people I could be for you
And you hate the fucking DM7lot You hate the fucking Elot You hate the fucking DM7lot Hey, Ehey E
[Verse 2] 1:45
D It's taking you ages You still don't E get the hint
I'm not asking for pages But one text or two would be nice
D And please, don't pull those faces When I've bEeen.. out working my arse off all day It's just one bottle of wine or Dtwo
But hey, you can't even talk
You smoke weed just to help you Esleep Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock And then you come home to meD
And don't say hello
'Cause I got high aEgain And forgot to fold my clothes....DM7clothes
[Chorus] 2:21
DM7'Cause I'm too messy And then I'm too fucking Eclean
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I've DM7been And I'm too perfect 'Til I open my big Emouth
I want to be me
Is that not alDM7lowed? And I'm too clever And then I'm too fucking Edumb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the DM7month And I'm too perfect 'Til I show you that I'm Enot
A thousand people I could be for you
And you hate the fucking DM7lot You hate the fucking Elot You hate the fucking DM7lot
[Instrumental] 3:04 |DM7 |DM7 |E |E | |DM7 |DM7 |E |E | |DM7 |DM7 |E |E | Oh-oh ohh [Chorus] 3:29
DM7'Cause I'm too messy And then I'm too fucking Eclean
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I've DM7been And I'm too perfect 'Til I open my big Emouth
I want to be me
Is that not alDM7lowed? And I'm too clever And then I'm too fucking Edumb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the DM7month And I'm too perfect 'Til I show you that I'm Enot
A thousand people I could be for you
And you hate the fucking DM7lot You hate the fucking Elot You hate the fucking DM7lot
[Outro] 4:15
You Dhate the fucking Elot You hate the fucking DM7*lot