Local News Legend - Fuck yeah life rules

I’m just so ^Gtired and really bored of all the ^Amway that things have been I’m a ^Clonely little fish inside a ^Dbowl where I can swim I’m a ^Glion in a cage I’m a ^Ammachine with other age I’m an ^Cearly 2^D6 piece ^Gmcnothing

It hurts to ^Gwake up in the morning (be)^Amcause my backs already fucked I can’t ^Cget a loan approvement (be)c^Dause I’m shit out of my luck I’ve got a b^Ganjo tattoo and barely ^Amany attitude But i n^Ceed to suck it ^Dup and get a ^Gjob

Cuz there are ^Emtimes where I can ^Csee myself successful Got a ^Gspouse a car a dog an office ^Djob or I am special On the ^Emother hand I’m thinking^C me Maddy April Gunna ^Ggo around the world and tour u^Dntil we’re unable, until its painful

And pennsyl^Gvania is getting old I think I've ^Amseen the whole state I've got p^Ceople who I love here and there’s p^Deople that I hate I've got, ^Gno place to be and ^Amthink I'd rather see the west ^Ccoast or an^Dything but h^Gere

I’d miss my d^Gog my mom my dad and mayb^Ame even my twin It was fu^Cnny on that day where they bu^Dsted open their chin I guess I g^Got my family and they'd h^Amate to see me leave but the ^Croad keeps c^Dalling my n^Game

Cuz there are ^Emtimes where I can ^Csee myself successful Got a ^Gspouse a car a dog an office ^Djob or I am special On the ^Emother hand I’m thinking^C me Maddy April Gunna ^Ggo around the world and tour u^Dntil we’re unable