Local News Legend - Being me

^EHey dawg, ^Bit's me, your^C#m ex-girlfriend^A Emily and I just ^Ewanted to ^Blet you know ^{C#m A} That you're c^Ereepy, you're disg^Busting and I ^C#mguess I won't be ^Atrusting all the s^Ecum bags j^Bust like y^C#mou ^A

I l^Eike the way you h^Beld my hand but ^C#mnow I just can't ^Afucking stand the s^Eound of your ^Bstupid v^C#moice ^A You think I'm c^Erazy, that I'm m^Bental and you're ^C#moh so fucking ^Aspecial and you ^Egot it ^Bfigured ^C#mout but you ^Adont ^Ecause you ^Bdont ^{C#m A}

There are ^Etons of girls out t^Bhere with their ^C#mpretty eyes an^Ad pretty hair but I w^Easted my t^Bime on you ^{C#m A} Now I'm r^Eegretting all the ^Btime that I ^C#mhad you on my ^Amind cause you're just ^Esuch a ^Bfucking ^C#mwaste ^A

I ^Eguess I'll hit up ^BMiley soon and w^C#me can kiss ^Ainside my room and the w^Ealls will ta^Blk all ^C#mday ^A And the ^Etown will know I'm s^Bafe now that ^C#myou're out of my ^Aface and I can g^Eet back to ^Bmy routine^{C#m A}

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