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LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning and the chords are just strummed.
And it's mAe, the man with nCo personality EBurning down your Christmas tree ABlowing up bomCbs in the shopping mall EMistletoe is going to fall ATaking shots aCt the caroling crowd EStupid songs sung way too loud AAnd they're getting dCumber all the timeE FI really don't see why I should spare your Efriends FSince I can't say I care if I ever see them Eagain DmYou say shopping spree CI say killing spreeG AAnd I can think of CChristmas past ELike the Christmas before last ACousins CUncles EAunts AAnd I could act like CI don't care EThat all I get is underwear AI'd like to beat you on the head Cwith that ole yule logE FGiving a napalm gift gives you a glow E FSomething to burn away the freezing snowE DmIf you just let me CAnd I'll be glad to tGear your Frosty downA C E I think Christmas really sucks (x2)A C E FI really don't see why I should spare your friendsE F'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them againE DmYou'll be sorry CThat you ever lied to Gme about Santa ClausA