Liz Phair - Uncle alvarez

^DThere's a ^Cportrait of Uncle ^GAlvarez ^{D D}Hanging in the ^Ghall ^DNobody wants to ^Clook at ^Git ^DBut Uncle Alvarez ^Csees us ^Gall

^DHo, ho, ho, ^Cimaginary ^Gaccomplishments ^DHey, hey, hey, you ^Cvisionary ^Gguy ^DYou might even ^Cshake the hands of ^Gpresidents ^DBetter send a ^Cpostcard and keep the ^Dfamily ^Gquiet

^DHe's not ^Creally part Cherokee ^GIndian ^DHe didn't ^Cfight in the Civil ^GWar ^DHe's just Eugene ^CIsaac ^GAlvarez ^DWe feel s^Corry for the ^Gwall

^DHo, ho, ho, ^Cimaginary ^Gaccomplishments ^DHey, hey, hey, you ^Cvisionary ^Gguy ^DYou might even ^Cshake the hands of ^Gpresidents ^DYou're gonna make 'em ^Csorry when you ^Gdie

^EAnd it's a long way ^Ddown ^AYou're hoping for a ^Gheart attack ^ERunning a^Dround ^AInvesting in ^Gthis and that ^EAnd your beautiful ^Dwife Keeps your ^Alife on a shelf ^Gfor you ^ESafe in the ^Dbedroom where There's ^Ano dust or ^Gmildew and It's ^Ehard to ^Abelieve you were once a ^Dbeautiful ^Edancer...

^DBetter just to ^Cshake it ^Goff ^DAs you ^Cwrite your ^Gresumé ^DDon't ^Cthink of Uncle ^GAlvarez ^DAnd the ^Cprice he had to ^Gpay

^DHo, ho, ho, ^Cimaginary ^Gaccomplishments ^DHey, hey, hey, you ^Cvisionary ^Gguy ^DYou might even ^Cshake the hands of ^Gpresidents ^DYou're gonna make 'em ^Csorry when you ^Gdie

^DHo, ho, ho, ^Cimaginary ^Gaccomplishments ^DHey, hey, hey, you ^Cvisionary ^Gguy ^DYou might even ^Cshake the hands of ^Gpresidents ^DBetter send some ^Cmoney to the ^DAlma ^GMatter