Lily Allen - Alfie

^AOoooo^Eh deary me My little brother's in his ^Abedroom smoking weed I tell him he should get up 'cause it's ^Enearly half past three He can't be bothered 'cause he's ^Ahigh on TCH I ask him very nicely if he'd ^Elike a cup of tea I can't even see him 'cause his ^Aroom is so smokey Don't understand how one can ^Ewatch so much TV My baby brother Alfie how I ^Awish that you could see

^DI only say it '^Acause I care So ^Eplease can you stop ^Apulling my hair ^DNow now there's no n^Aeed to swear Please ^Edon't despair my d^Aear mon frere

^AOooooh Alfie get up ^Eit's a brand new day I just can't sit back and watch you ^Awaste your life away You need to get a job because the ^Ebills need to get paid Get off your lazy ass Alf^Aie please use your brain Surely there's some walls out there that ^Eyou can go and spray I'm feeling guiltier for ^Aleading you astray Now how the hell do you ever ex^Epect that you'll get laid When all you do is stay in playing ^Ayour computer games

^DI only say it '^Acause I care So ^Eplease can you stop ^Apulling my hair ^DNow now there's no n^Aeed to swear Please ^Edon't despair my d^Aear mon frere

^AOh little brother please ref^Erain from doing that I'm trying to help you out so can you ^Astop being a twat It's time that you and I sit down and ^Ehave a little chat And look me in the eyes take off that s^Atupid fitted cap

^DI only say it '^Acause I care So ^Eplease can you stop ^Apulling my hair ^DNow now there's no n^Aeed to swear Please ^Edon't despair Please ^Edon't despair My mon ^Afrere