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Tuning: E A D G B E
(Intro Riff) e|---------------| B|3h5-3-1----1---| G|--------2------| D|---------------| A|---------------| E|---------------| [Verse 1]
FmThe redlight glistening Aboff the greasy seats FmAn old man nurses his blooming Abonion at the bar FmSatan's waitin’ in the bathroom, Abtaking a pee FmNo matter the urinal you choose, Abhe's standing next to you
[Chorus]
DbAnd if I stay hereFm, my heart will exAbplode AbJust like my shrimp volcano DbAnd if I leave nowFm, I'm might trail oAbff AbJust like the way we golden in...N.C.
[Verse 2] [Intro Riff]
FmThe Aussie waiter’s been here so Ablong FmHe's forgotten subtleties of his aAbccent FmYou find a list of healthy recipes discardAbed in the parking lot FmAlong with a Carrabba's, and a DSW, and an infAbrequently frequented Michael's
[Chorus 2]
DbAnd if I stay here,Fm I'm at a losAbs AbThere's no fight in me, but there's so much in this sauce DbAnd if I leave now,Fm will I lasAbt AbWere these rhetorical Ebquestions ever...
[Bridge]
DbOoh, I've gotta get this off my Ebchest DbOoh, I’d like the big fat bacon Ebmess DbOooh-Ooh Eb Db Eb
[Outro] Db Eb X4 Ab ************************************ | h Hammer-on ************************************