Leonard Cohen - Dont go home with your hard-on

I was b^Fmorn in a beauty s^C7alon My father was a dresser of h^Fmair My mother was a girl you could c^Bbmall on When you c^Fmalled she was ^C7always th^Fmere When you called she was always th^C7ere When you called she was always th^Fmere When you called she was always th^Bbmere When you c^Fmalled she was ^C7always th^Fmere

Ah but d^Fon't go h^Bbome with your h^Fard-on^{Bb F}It will only dr^Bbive you ins^Fane ^Bb You can't sh^Fake it (or br^Bbeak it) with your M^Fotown ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb

I've lo^Fmoked behind all o^C7f the faces That smile you down to you k^Fmnees And the lips that say, Come on, ^Bbmtaste us And when you ^Fmtry to they ma^C7ke you say Pl^Fmease When you try to they make you say ^C7Please When you try to they make you say ^FmPlease When you try to they make you say ^BbmPlease When you try^Fm to they make ^C7you say ^FmPlease

Ah but d^Fon't go h^Bbome with your h^Fard-on^{Bb F}It will only dr^Bbive you ins^Fane ^Bb You can't sh^Fake it (or br^Bbeak it) with your M^Fotown ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb

Here com^Fmes your bride with he^C7r veil on Approach her, you wretch, if ^Fmyou dare Approach her, you ape with your^Bbm tail on Once yo^Fmu have her she'^C7ll always be ^Fmthere Once you have her she'll always be^C7 there Once you have her she'll always be^Fm there Once you have her she'll always be^Bbm there Once you have^Fm her she'll ^C7always be^Fm there

Ah but d^Fon't go h^Bbome with your h^Fard-on^{Bb F}It will only dr^Bbive you ins^Fane ^Bb You can't sh^Fake it (or br^Bbeak it) with your M^Fotown ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb

So I wo^Fmrk in that same beauty sa^C7lon I'm chained to the old masqu^Fmerade The lipstick, the shadow, the s^Bbmilicone I ^Fmfollow my fat^C7her's tr^Fmade I follow my father's ^C7trade Yes I follow my father's ^Fmtrade Yes I follow my father's ^Bbmtrade Yes I ^Fmfollow my f^C7ather's t^Fmrade

Ah but d^Fon't go h^Bbome with your h^Fard-on^{Bb F}It will only dr^Bbive you ins^Fane ^Bb You can't sh^Fake it (or br^Bbeak it) with your M^Fotown ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb You c^Fan't melt it d^Bbown in the r^Fain ^Bb