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[Intro] D G D G D G [Verse 1]
DSister-in-law GWhy do you look so much Dcuter today?G DSister-in-law GYou got me thinking in the family way
[Chorus]
AIf you were one of my F#mgirls C#mInstead of my brother DEarl's I'd be with Eyou A EYou A
[Verse 2]
DSister-in-law GBefore the wedding you were Djust some dameG DSister-in-law GSome little chicky with a Dfunny name... GDolores
[Chorus]
ANow he's got you for F#mgood C#mI'm feeling no brotherDhood I just feel Eyou A EYou A
[Bridge] A G# G F#m
F#mYou used laugh at me and call me a pest F#mBut deep down inside I know that it was me that you love best F#mNow at the reception he's been hitting that Champagne And if he Agets drunk enough I'll get to Cshow you my stuff Etonight A E
[Verse 3]
DSister-in-law GIf this be madness then Dwho needs sanity?G DSister-in-law GIf you say "no" I'll have to Dstoop to profanity... Gaw nuts
[Chorus]
AYou know that marriage can't F#mlast C#mSo let's get on with it Dfast Just me and Eyou A EYou A
[Bridge]
F#mLadies and gentlemen, I hate to break this to ya F#mBut Marriage, it can be an ugly can of worms F#mEspecially when you find out the one you're in love with Is already marriedA And married to a blood Crelative Eyeah A E A
[Verse 4]
DSister-in-law GWhy do you look so much Dcuter today?G DSister-in-law GYou got me thinking in the family way
[Chorus]
AYou know the future can't F#mlast C#mSo let's get on with the Dpast Just me and Eyou A EYou A ESister-in-Alaw
[Outro]
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