Lemony Snicket - Thats not how the story goes

^GYou may think that the Baude^Emlaire’s ought to prevail And be t^Gucked somewhere all safe and so^Emund ^CCount Olaf captured and rot^Cmting in jail His He^Gnch people now^Bhere around

But there’s n^Co happy endings not he^Dre and not now This ta^Gle is all sorrows and w^Emoes You d^Cream that justice and pe^Dace win the day But that’s n^Emot how this story go^Des

You might t^Ghink that two parents both b^Emrave and both true Would li^Gve to a nice ripe old age ^{Em C}But I’m sad to say I have b^Cmad news for you The cu^Grtain rains do^Bwn on the stage

Yes there’s n^Co happy endings not he^Dre and not now This ta^Gle is all sorrows and w^Emoes You might d^Cream that justice and pe^Dace win the day But that’s n^Emot how this story go^Des

The world is a pair of i^Emll-fitting pants And other d^Gire hideous clot^Emhes You may th^Cmink that three children would lead ple^Gasant lives But that’s not how this s^Btory goes

Some peo^Ample smile at the e^Dnd of the day Some pe^Gople laugh I sup^Empose But to m^Ce there’s nothing but glo^Dom and despairs That’s just h^Emow the story g^Does That’s just how the story g-cough cough cough