Lemon Demon - Ultimate showdown

Old ^GmGodzilla was ^A#hoppin' a^Cround ^EmTokyo city like a ^D#big play^Dground But ^Gmsuddenly Batman ^A#burst from the ^Cshade And ^Emhit Godzilla with a ^D#bat gre^Dnade God^D#zilla got pissed and ^Dbegan to attack But ^Gmdidn't expect to be ^F7blocked by Shaq Who pro^A#ceeded to open up a ^Acan of Shaq-fu When ^DAaron Carter came ^D#7out of the blue

And he ^Gmstarted beating up Sha^A#quille 'o' ^CNeal Then they ^Emboth got flattened by the ^D#batmo^Dbile But be^Gmfore it could make it back ^A#to the ^Cbatcave ^EmAbraham Lincoln popped ^D#out of his ^Dgrave And took an ^D#AK-47 out from ^Dunder his hat And blew ^GmBatman away with a ^F7ratatattat But he ^A#ran out of bullets and he ^Aran away Because ^DOptimus Prime came^D7# to save the day

^A# This is the ^D7ultimate ^Gmshowdown of ^F7ultimate destiny ^A# Good guys, bad ^D7guys, and exp^Gmlosions as ^F7far as the eye can see ^A# And only ^D7one will sur^Emvive I wonder ^D#who it will be ^Cm This is the ^Dultimate ^D#sho^Fwd^A#own of ultimate destiny

God^Gmzilla took a bite out of ^A#Optimus ^CPrime Like ^EmScruff McGruff took a ^D#bite out of ^Dcrime And then ^GmShaq came back covered ^A#in a tire ^Ctrack But Jackie ^EmChan jumped out and landed ^D#on his ^Dback And ^D#Batman was injured and ^Dtrying to get steady When ^GmAbraham Lincoln came ^F7back with a machete But ^A#suddenly something caught his ^Aleg and he tripped Indi^D7ana Jones took him out with his whip Then he ^Gmsaw Godzilla sneaking ^A#up from be^C#hind And he ^Emreached for his gun which he just ^D#couldn't ^Dfind Cause ^GmBatman stole it and he ^A#shot and he ^Cmissed And ^EmJackie Chan deflected ^D#it with his ^Dfist Then he ^D#jumped in the air and he did a ^Dsomersault While ^GmAbraham Lincoln ^F7tried to polevault Onto ^A#Optimus Prime but they col^Alided in they air Then they ^D7both got hit by a Carebear stare

^A# This is the ^D7ultimate ^Gmshowdown of ^F7ultimate destiny ^A# Good guys, bad ^D7guys, and exp^Gmlosions as ^F7far as the eye can see ^A# And only ^D7one will sur^Emvive I wonder ^D#who it will be ^Cm This is the ^Dultimate ^D#showdown ...

^A#Angels sang out... in i^Fmmaculate chorus... as ^GmDown from the heavens... des^F#cended Chuck Norris... Who de^D#livered a kick... which ^Fcould shatter bones... ^F#Into the crotch... of In^G#diana Jones... Who fell ^A#over on the ground... ^Fwrithing in pain... As ^GmBatman changed back... into ^F#Bruce Wayne... But ^D#Chuck saw through... his ^Fclever disguise... And he c^F#rushed Batman's head... in be^G#tween his thighs

Then ^GmGandalf the gray, and Gan^A#dalf the ^Cwhite And ^EmMonty Python and the Holy Grail's ^D#black ^Dknight And Be^Gmnito Mussolini, and ^A#the Blue ^CMeanie And ^EmCowboy Curtis, and ^D#Jambie the ^Dgenie ^D#Robocop, The Terminator, ^DCaptain Kirk, and Darth Vader ^GmLo-pan, Superman, e^F#very single Power Ranger ^A#Bill S. Preston, and Th^Aeodore Logan ^D7Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan they ^D#All came out of nowhere ^Dlightning fast And they ^Gmkicked Chuck Norris in his ^Fcowboy ass It was the ^A#bloodiest battle that the ^Aworld ever saw With ci^D7vilians looking on in total awe The ^Gmfight raged on for a ^A#centu^Cry Many ^Emlives were claimed but e^D#ventual^Dly The c^A#hampion stood, the ^Arest saw their better ^D7Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

^A# This is the ^D7ultimate ^Gmshowdown of ^F7ultimate destiny ^A# Good guys, bad ^D7guys, and exp^Gmlosions as ^F7far as the eye can see ^A# And only ^D7one will sur^Emvive I wonder ^D#who it will be ^CmThis is the u^Dltimate s^D#howdown... (this is the ultimate showdown) ^CmThis is the u^Dltimate s^D#howdown... (this is the ultimate showdown) ^CmThis is the u^Dltimate s^D#howdown of ultimate destiny