Lemon Demon - The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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Tuning: E A D G B E
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Intro:
Gm A# C Em D# D
Gm A# C Em D# D
Verse 1:
GmOld Godzilla was A#hopping aCround EmTokyo City like a D#big playgrDound
when Gmsuddenly Batman bA#urst from the Cshade and Emhit Godzilla with a D#bat grenaDde
GodD#zilla got pissed and Dbegan to attack, but Gmdidn't expect to be F7blocked by Shaq
who proA#ceeded to open up a Acan of Shaq Fu, when DAaron Carter came D#7out of the blue
And he Gmstarted beating up ShA#aquille O'CNeal, then they Emboth got flattened by the D#BatmobDile
But befGmore it could make it back A#to the BatcCave, EmAbraham Lincoln popped D#out of his Dgrave
And took an D#AK47 out from uDnder his hat and blew GmBatman away with a F7rat-a-tat-tat
But he A#ran out of bullets and he Aran away, because DOptimus Prime came to D#7save the day
Chorus 1:
A#This is the D7Ultimate ShGmowdown of F7Ultimate Destiny
A#Good guys, bad D7guys, and explGmosions as F7far as the eye can see
A#And only D7one will surEmvive, I wonder D#who it will be
CmThis is the DUltimate D#Showdown of FUltimate Destiny
Verse 2:
GodGmzilla took a bite out of A#Optimus CPrime like SEmcruff McGruff took a D#bite out of Dcrime
And then GmShaq came back covered A#in a tire Ctrack but EmJackie Chan jumped out and D#landed on his Dback
And D#Batman was injured, and tDrying to get steady when GmAbraham Lincoln came F7back with a machete
But sA#uddenly something caught his lAeg and he tripped, DIndiana Jones took him D#7out with his whip
TheGmn he saw Godzilla sneakinA#g up froCm behind andEm he reached for his gD#un which he Djust couldn't find
Cause GmBatman stole it and he sA#hot and he Cmissed and EmJackie Chan deflected it D#with his Dfist
Then he D#jumped in the air and dDid a summersault while GmAbraham Lincoln F7tried to pole vault
Onto A#Optimus Prime, but they collAided in the air, then they Dboth got hit by a D#7Care Bear Stare
Chorus 2:
A#This is the D7Ultimate ShGmowdown of F7Ultimate Destiny
A#Good guys, bad D7guys, and explGmosions as F7far as the eye can see
A#And only D7one will surEmvive, I wonder D#who it will be
CmThis is the DUltimate D#Showdown....F.
Bridge:
A#Angels sang out in immFaculate chorus, Gmdown from the heavens deF#scended Chuck Norris
Who deD#livered a kick which could Fshatter bones, F#into the crotch of G#Indiana Jones
Who fell A#over on the ground, Fwrithing in pain, as GmBatman changed back F#into Bruce Wayne
But D#Chuck saw through his Fclever disguise, and he F#crushed Batman's head G#in between his thighs
Verse 3:
Then GmGandalf the Grey and GA#andalf the CWhite and "MEmonty Python and the HolyD# Grail"'s Black DKnight and
BenGmito Mussolini A#and the Blue CMeanie and CEmowboy Curtis and JD#ambi the GDenie
RobD#ocop, the Terminator, CDaptain Kirk, and Darth Vader, GmLo Pan, Superman, eF7very single Power Ranger
A#Bill S. Preston and ThAeodore Logan, SDpock, The Rock, Doc D#7Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All Gmcame out of no where lA#ightning fCast and they kEmicked Chuck Norris in his D#cowboy Dass
It was the Gmbloodiest battle the wA#orld ever Csaw with civEmilians looking on in D#total Dawe
The D#fight raged on for a cDentury many lGmives were claimed, but eveF7ntually
The cA#hampion stood, the restA saw their better: DMr. Rogers in a blD#7oodstained sweater
Chorus 3/Outro:
A#This is the D7Ultimate ShGmowdown of F7Ultimate Destiny
A#Good guys, bad D7guys, and explGmosions as F7far as the eye can see
A#And only D7one will surEmvive, I wonder D#who it will be
CmThis is the DUltimate D#Showdown....F
CmThis is the DUltimate D#Showdown....F
CmThis is the DUltimate D#Showdown....F......of Ultimate Destiny
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