Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

^DHey you, sit down and listen (D) Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin' (D) Think you're a Flash encyclopedia' (D) Eating, breathing Macromedia (D) Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"' (D) Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face (D) You gotta be kidding me with that crap ^AAnimutation's where it's ^Abat ^G

^F#7Nine outta ten socio^Bmpaths agree You gotta ^Gsee Hyakugo^Djyuuichi From the ^F#7Moch to the Rie to the ^BmPee to the Wee Just ^Gtake it from me, M^DC NC You won't be^F#7lieve your eyes, you'll ^Bmgo insane I mean, ^Gwhat's up with that ^Dplastic plane' You're an ^F#7idiot if you ^Bdisagree You gotta ^Gsee Hyakugo^Djyuuichi ^D..^A. ^DIf you got the time, go grab a pen and watch that thing again and again Try to figure it out, what does it mean' ^AWhat's the significance of Mr. Bean' Does ^Danybody know' Are there any takers' What's up with all the broken pacemakers' The world is full of speculation A AbG But nobody cracks this Animutation

^DWakeman is biased, like a household appliance Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife Not even ^AObi-Wan can save the yodel of life Your ^Dname is Bob, you're my heart-throb I lost my job when I got fired by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, he ^Asmelled like an orangutan's old apartment^F#7 Found a hobo ^Bin my room, what do I ^Gdo' He looks dead, he's ^Dfull of lead, bleeding ^F#7red onto my bed^Bmspread, and he ^Galso seems to be ^Dmissing his head ^F#7Why am I holding this ^Bmgun and axe' Do ex^Gploding pacemakers cause ^Dheart attacks' Will ^F#7Mr. Bean ever ^Bmget his fill, Or will he ^Gjust keep on telling me to kill' ^D

^DHey, don't you gimme that look You never had what it took I took the beef and I beefed it up ^AYou sat and whined while I took the cup of ^Dgold, you are getting old When you see my face you better fold Take this mop and shove it, boy cuz it's the ^Aonly way you'll be em^Abployed^{G F#7}I am known as the^Bm Beef Bastard ^GEveryone knows I'm the ^Dultimate master ^F#7I am known as the^Bm Beef Bastard ^GEveryone else is a ^Dwalking disaster ^F#7I am known as the^Bm Beef Bastard ^GThink you're fast' Well I ^Dknow I'm faster! ^F#7I am known as the^Bm Beef Bastard ^GEveryone knows I'm the ^Dultimate master ^D..^A Weeeel^Dl I'm Shmorky! Eatin' PORKY! Whitey rap sure sounds dorky! Got a girl… She's a DOUBLE D! I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee! I eat paste all damn day I was in a Shakespeare play I sit down on a Lazy Susan Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN! ^F#7Bong Bong Bing Bing ^BmI get paid to play with my thing! I ^F#7zip out zip in zip up BEGIN ^BmROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno's CHIN! ^F#7Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon ^BmBulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU! ^EmAnd I can't think of ^Aanymore to ^Absay^G

^F#7TV SAYS DONUTS ARE ^BmHIGH IN FAT, KAZOO^F#7 FOUND A HOBO IN MY ^BmROOM ^F#7 IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE ^BmYODEL OF LIFE GIVE ME MY ^EmSWEATER BACK OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITAR^{A D}

^ALipsnot is not magic like a monkey ^DCaptain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie ^AJust like in the match of Earth vs. Funky ^DLucky Lucky nice to Mew-two, I ^Aneed tea for two, how about you, Mr. ^DColdheart, or should I say Professor' It ^Alooks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

^F#7Props to Neil, ^Bmhe's the real deal His ^Gfriends all call him ^DMr. Popiel He's the com^F#7puter geek who doesn't ^Bmshower for a week His looks are ^Ghot, his clothes are ^DCHIC! He ^F#7singlehandedly changed the ^Bmface of the net He's an ^Gonline semi-celebrity you'll ^Dnever forget He ^F#7stormed onto the scene like a ^Bmraging thunder His ^Gseizure inducing flag says "^DMr. Gahbunga"

^DHey kids! (gibberish) ^AGet ready to rumble! ^D(lots of gibbe^Arish) Colin ^AbMoch^Grie!!!

^DThere you have it, that's the game 151 we can all be the same I'm sure that it's been appetizing with ^Aall the subliminal advertizing ^Dthis has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation in formation raise their hands in dedication to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic- ^Apower-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi