Lemon Demon - Holy bison beaks

^Ebm7well, I thought I’d write a little song so I wrote a little song then I tried to write some lyrics but I didn’t last too long so I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff and I decided to keep on singing ‘til I had had enough, but then I realized (Ebm7) this song needs a hook

^Bcatchy freakin’ hook so I ^Dmade the chorus

^Ebm7this song needs a hook an ironic little self refrential ^Bhook and a ^Dguitar solo ^Ebm7[bad guitar solo] -- Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this…… ok. ^Ebm7[awesome MIDI guitar solo] -- Ugh, stop that. All right, uh… Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. OK? OK? Anyone? Hello?

^AOh. ^C#mbaby, tell me ^F#mwhy why do they ^Ecall it a bridge ^Aanyhow? you cannot ^C#mwalk on it it doesn’t have ^F#ma guard rail it doesn’^Bm7t even hold man^F#7y cows ^Ebm7this song is sort of caving ^Bin on itself and so it’^Ds going to end righ^Ebm7t now right ^Bno^Dw ^F#