Lemon Demon - Ebaums world dot com

^AmOnce upon time on the Internet there was a ^Eguy a ^Fvery deepy ^Cflawed man they ^Ecalled him Eric ^AmBauman he ^Fwas a total ^Casshole and ^Gnobo^Edy knows ^Amwhy

he tr^Amaveled all around on the pulse of each phenome^Enon from ^FSomething Awful ^Con to Fark ^Ewith his trusty ^Amwatermark he ^Fstole and stuck it ^Call upon ^GEbaums^Eworld.^Amcom

it wasn't ^Ffair to ^Cthose from ^Ewhom he ^Amstole but did he ^Fcare' no ^Cnot one ^Ebit and then he ^Fhad the ^Cnads to ^Esell some ^Amads ^Fwhat a piece of ^Cshit oh, ^EEric ^Am

^AmEric's quite a slut other people's work has made him ^Erich he ^Fhired some male ^Cprostitutes ^Edressed them up ^Amthree-piece suits his ^Ffaithful team of ^Clawyers made the ^GInter^Enet his ^Ambitch

^Am'til Lowtax came along punched him in the face and banged his ^Emom and ^FMr. Bauman, ^Cquite disgraced, ^Ehad his dumb web^Amsite erased well, ^Fsadly that's a ^Clie, there's still an ^GEbaums^Eworld.^Amcom

but if we ^Fall join ^Chands and ^Esing this ^Amsong then our c^Fall will ^Creach the ^Esky and maybe ^FZeus and ^CThor will ^Esmite that ^Amwhore I ^Fthink it's worth a ^Ctry

^AEbaumsworld is ^Ggoing down we ^Dgotta rise up from the ^Eunderground and tell ^AEric Bauman a ^Gthing or two bout^D how stealing simply ^Eisn't cool so ^Aright now we're making ^Gthat our mission ^Dand if that bastard ^Edoesn't listen ^Awe'll get sick of ^Gbeing lawful and ^Dbrand his ass with &^Equot;SOMETHING^A AWFUL"