I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com. _____________________ Note: the version played at Lemonic Demonade is in A. Adjust accordingly if you wish. VERSE (type 1):

One ^Gmcold December night back in ^Bb1984 A ^Cmscientist had found himself ^Ebupon the dance ^Dfloor He started ^Gmtwitching and shaking like a ^Bbpile of jumping beans At ^Cmfirst it looked stupid, but the ^Ebend justi^Dfied the ^Gmeans

VERSE (type 2):

Well I ^Gmknow it’s not generally c^Bbonsidered ver^Fy cool To ^Gmdance like a nitwit, to ^Bbdance like a ^Ffool But ^Cmnow that’s just ^Eba guidelin^De, not a r^Gule^Bb ^F

CHORUS:

^GSo get off the ^Bbwall, stand proud and ^Ctall Get out there and ^Ebdance like an ^Didiot ^GYou know it’s al^Bbl good, so rock the neighb^Corhood Get out there and ^Ebdance like an ^Didiot G Bb F (x2)

(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)

Lemon Demon - Dance like an idiot