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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] D Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb [Verse 1]
Cm Hello thereEb, Spencer Cm I see youAb, you boy, boy Cm I see youEb, Spencer Cm With my Deyes
F You're the aErchitect of my Ebdreams, SpencerD You Fplan them, and Ebuild them on blue Ebpaper And Dhand them to me
Cm And then I Ebdream them, Spencer Cm That's what you doAb for me Cm Thank you for thatEb, Spencer Cm You prickD
[Chorus]
Gm I'm a maBbgician, SpencerGm, a furioBbus magician Bb OhGmh-ooAmh-ooFh F Avada kEedavra, SpencEber, to yDou, Spencer F Avada kEedavra to youEb, SpenceDr
[Verse 2]
Cm You think you're something Ebspecial, Spencer? Cm You think you're sAbomething brand new? Cm But you're old Eboats, Spencer Cm You're old, dry,D stale oats, Spencer
[Chorus]
Gm I'm a maBbgician, Spencer Gm A furioBbus magician Bb OhGmh-ooAmh-ooFh-ooh
F#m D Bm Gm [Bridge 1]
EbYou're a tall glass of water, Daren't you, Spencer? Eb You boy,D precious boBby Cm D Eb I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, Dand I want your Cteeth For the EbFederal ReseCrve I'm cutting Ebinterest rates in Chalf, Spencer Eb And I need your Dteeth
[Verse 3]
Cm I'll admit, SpenEbcer, you're handsome Cm But what have you Abdone with it? Cm You think you can Ebmock me, Spencer? Cm Do you?D
F Do you think you can Emock me, Spencer? EbDo you think you can Dcapture my essence And Fthrow it back at meE with Humor and rheEbtorical devices?D
Well, you can't, Spencer
Cm You don't Ebknow what I'm capable of Cm I Abneed your teeth Cm For my Lonely Hearts EbClub Band, Spencer Cm I'm Ben BerDnanke
[Chorus]
Gm I'm a maBbgician, Spencer Gm A furioBbus magician Bb OhGmh-ooAmh-ooFh-ooh-hoo-hoo F EAre you proud of your Ebcountry?D F EAre you proud of your Ebcountry?D
[Interlude]
Cm I'll bet you aEbre,Cm pretty little Abboy Cm Sitting up there Ebin your high chair Cm Demanding moreD applesauce
Gm Well you've already Bbgot enough applesaucGme, Spencer!Bb Bb There's plenty of GmapplesauceA on your plFate
F#m D Bm Gm [Bridge 2]
Eb I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, Don the lips Eb You sexy little rattlesnake, you Dnaughty little baby bBboy Cm D Eb You rambunctious Dlittle infant C My mother tries to Ebget me to go on datesC, SpencerEb You know what that's like?C You know how huEbmiliating that is, SpenDceDr?
D D D [Breakdown]
D You boyD, SpenDcerGm Gm Gm F# SGmpenGmcerGm...F# (SGmpenGmcerGm...F# ) Gm(SpGmencGmer.) F# (GmOH GmMY GmGODF#!) Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# You Gmtall Gmdrink of Dwater
Spencer [Chorus]
Gm I'm a maBbgician, SpencerGm, a furioBbus magician Bb OhGmh-ooAmh-ooFh-ooh Gm I'm a maBbgician, SpencerGm, a furioBbus magician Bb MaGmgician Am MaFgicianF#m...
[Outro]
Eb I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna Dspank you silly...