Lee Evans - Thats how it is

^EbGot an unusually sized, ^Bbhead for his ^Gmsize So you ^Cmwould have thought, Theres a l^Fot of thought going ^Bbon ^EbAin't no surprise, when you ^Bblook into his ^Gmeyes Yeah, the ^Cmlights are o^Fn, But nobody's h^Bbome ^EbHes a man, With his ^Bbold mans ^Gmplans Fight the ^CmTaliban, Fill the o^Fil can up a^Bbgain ^EbBut theres another man, A^Bb man from Pak^Gmistan Says You ^Cmcan't blame them, It was y^Fou who trained them to d^Bbefend And the ^Ebold Cossacks, are ^Bbdying to get ^Gmback To the ^Cmgood old days, Of the ^Fcomrades at the ^Bbgate They're ^Ebhaving those flashbacks, of ^Bball those kick^Gmbacks When the ^Cmstate dished out, All the ^Ftop jobs for your ^Bbmates

And t^Ebhat's how it ^Cmis, That's ^Fhow its always ^Bbbeen ^EbWhy am I even ^Cmthinking, I can ^Fdo a single ^Bbthing Its ^Ebnot my ^Cmwish, That you're e^Fven listeni^Bbng ^EbI'm just ^Cmtrying, ^FTrying to do my ^Bbthing

^EbLovely smile, but that ^Bbonly lasts a ^Gmwhile Cos the ^Cmgentle can turn to ^Fmental, Very s^Bberious So ^EbI would run a mile, Cos they ^Bbain't got as many ^Gmmissiles But there's a ^Cmlot more of them, Than there ^Fis of any of ^Bbus Hes ^Ebonly a little fella, ^BbBut he can go hell for ^Gmleather But it's ^Cmnot good enough, To be ^Ftalking tough on ^BbTV Cos ^Ebif you're a yeller, And you're ^Bbnot a t^Gmeller, Then I ^Ccan't see nothing, In his ^Fshit for ^Bbme And it ^Ebmust be ^Ebmneat, To ^Bbjoin that exclusive ^Gmclique Where your ^Conly hope, Is to ^Ftalk to a dope in a ^Bbsuit You're ^Ebone small ^Ebmleap, With a ^Bbscientific ^Gmtechnique To ^Chave the physique, ^FEven a sheep's ^BbIQ

And ^Ebthat's how it ^Cmis, That's ^Fhow its always ^Bbbeen ^EbWhy am I even ^Cmthinking, I can ^Fdo a single ^Bbthing Its ^Ebnot my ^Cmwish, That you're e^Fven listeni^Bbng ^EbI'm just ^Cmtrying, ^FTrying to do my ^Bbthing Anything ^Eb