Lee Evans - Suicide

^C#mTook a bottle of sleeping ^C#m7pills ^C#mnothing really happened not ^C#m7until ^A I felt slighty unstable, after looking at the label they were my wife ^F#mhormone replacement pil^Els and my v^Boice went up a ^Emsemi-tone..^E..... ^Aand now you can call me ^F#mJoan, and I've l^Amost half a ^Estone

^BI'm happy, go ^Aluuuuc^Eky, things come e^Basy t^Aooo me^E and it's gettin^F#mg me down, I just wanner be s^Bix feet und^Eer ground

I jumped f^C#mrom a br^C#m7idge, b^C#mut what I did not i^C#m7nvisage as I ^Aneared the ground, there was a tightening sound, I caught ^F#mmy braces on the side of the f*^Ecking bridge And I shot ^Aup and down again t^Ewice, it was fantastic ^BI felt revitalised, ^F#m it was probably the best^B time I have had in all my ^Ef*cking life.

Oh yes, I'm ^Bhappy go ^Aluuuuuuc^Eky. Things come e^Basy t^Aooooo ^Eme, and quite frankly its ^F#mgetting me down, I just want to ^Bbe six feet under ground^E.

I tired c^C#mutting me w^C#m7rists, I ^C#mtired but I m^C#m7issed. I cau^Aght myself somewhere else instead, ^Ain fact right between me legs. And now I go and s^F#mee a gynaecolo^Egist and they t^Dried to s^Atich it back o^En, but they s^Atiched it all w^F#mrong, and now it poi^B7nts in a funny direc^Etion, ^N.Cno straight up!!!

I'm h^Bappy, go l^Auuuuuc^Eky. Why do th^Bings come easy ^Atooooo m^Ee? And it's get^F#mting me down. I ju^Bst want to be un^B7der the ^Eground. And it w^F#mon't be long, soon as I fini^B7sh this song^E.

Hap^Bpy g^Ao luuuuuuc^Eky! Yeah, yeah. Why do things come e^Bassssss^Asy to me^E? Oh! It's g^F#metting me down ^E I just want to be under the ground. Yeah! ^F#mYeah it's getting me down. ^E I just want to be under the ground. Yeah! ^F#mYeah! ^E F#m E