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Somebody - Lee Evans Tabbed by: Luke Pollard Email: luke_pollard@live.co.uk Tuning: Standard I don't believe anybody's tabbed this yet, but it's a fairly simple one. Just the three chords - Bb F and Eb. Ideally use barre chords. The song should be played on ukulele and the same chords can be used on that, but guitar sounds just as good. Bb e|-----6------| B|-----6------| G|-----7------| D|-----8------| A|-----8------| E|-----6------| F e|-----1------| B|-----1------| G|-----2------| D|-----3------| A|-----3------| E|-----1------| Eb e|-----11------| B|-----11------| G|-----12------| D|-----13------| A|-----13------| E|-----11------| Intro: Bb F (Listen to the song for strumming patterns) Verse 1
BbWould you bring a man to his kneFes? BbHey, if he's beat
Then why not squeezFe? EbIf i see an oFpportunity
EbI would even sell my oFwn granny BbGranny Annie Whoa-o-o-oFah
Verse 2
BbWould you kick a man While he's Fdown?
BbBest time when he's on On the Fground
EbI would step on Fanybody if EbIf i thought it would Fmake me
Bb F A somebody
EbI wouldn't step on Fnobody, but EbIt just makes me Ffeel like I'm a Bbsomebody, somebody, Fsomebody, somebody
Would you steal a rich mans wife? If it made my life, oh, less of a strife Lazing around on her old man's money Well that just makes em feel like I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody Would you take a man for all he's got? Leaving him with diddly Ha-ha diddly squat I would step on anybody if If thought it would make me a somebody right here,right now I wouldn't step on nobody but, It just makes me feel like I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody Would you twist Would you twist that man's wrist It's good to fix up a few Dirty tricks Yeah, I don't give a shit Well, my skin is that thick Yeah, I'm the get-rich-quick Get-rich-quick son of a bitch Yeah tha's who I am Maybe I lack a little upper class But as long as I'm al right, Jack It's up your arse! Yeah, I would step on anybody if If i thought it would make me A somebody right here, right now I wouldn't step on noody, but It just makes em feel like I'm a somebody Oh yes I am Would you drag that man Would you drag that man down? If i thought that I was going to drown The I'd spread i all round town Of how i tried to save the man Oh, unfortunately he drowned Yes, he went down Would you stab a man In the back? Best time, when they can't Fight you back I would step on anybody if If i thought it would make me A somebody I wouldn't step on nobody, but It just makes me feel lik I'm a somebody Oh please I wonna be a somebody, please. I gonna step into the sunlight Oh, from the darkness Yeah Oh, please Why not me? Oh, oh, oh Yeah Up 'em and fuck 'em And suck 'em and screw 'em And woo 'em and do 'em And trash 'em And smash 'em and bash 'em Accuse 'em, amuse 'em, then use 'em Grab 'em and gag 'em And nab 'em and bag 'em Until they say Until they say Goodbye... Up 'em and fuck 'em And suck 'em and screw 'em And woo 'em and do 'em Trash 'Em And smash 'em and bash 'em Grab 'em and gag 'em Until they say Until they say Goodbye