Lee Evans - 9 times out of 10

^CI wake in the morning an^AMd I open my eyes and I lo^Cok out the window and up to th^AMe skies and I wond^Fer, yes I ^Gwonder is this all the^Cre is? ^G

^CI stroll in the bathroom, tak^AMe a look in the mirror ^CMy head is a vacuum and n^AMothing is clearer ^FAnd I wonder,^G how did my life get t^Co this^G?

^EMThen one day you just ^AMup and gone ^EMRound about the time it a^AMll went wrong ^GLeaving me all al^Fone

^CHe was a^EM funny^AM man ^EM He could make you la^Fugh, make you cr^AMy My^EM, my oh m^Fy, ^CHe would roa^EMm from to^AMwn to town And the fo^EMlks would come from m^Files around K^Filler routines, the ^EMsongs he sings ^FThe funniest man you've ever seen

^CWell if I could go rou^Gnd again^{F C}Feel the love from the ^Gcrowd, again^{F C}I bet you nine ^Gtimes out, out of ^Ften Well I could do it ^Gagain Oh,^F I could do it aga^Cin

^CFrom the kitchen chair I ^AMcan look out and see The em^Cpty swing and our favo^AMurite tree I was never^F around when you fell^G down and grazed y^Cour knee Well^G I'm sorry son

^CWhy can't I be there to see y^AMou ride your bike? ^CTo pick you up and to hol^AMd you tight? Kiss it be^Ftter and tell you it's gon^Gna be a^Cll righ^Gt

^EMI just didn't see it sl^AMip away ^EMMy life my soul gave ^AMit all away ^GJust to hear them ^Fsay;

^CHe was a^EM funny^AM man ^EM He could make you la^Fugh, make you cr^AMy My^EM, my oh m^Fy, ^CHe would roa^EMm from to^AMwn to town And the fo^EMlks would come from m^Files around K^Filler routines, the ^EMsongs he sings ^FThe funniest man you've ever seen

^CWell if I could go rou^Gnd again^{F C}Feel the love from the ^Gcrowd, again^{F C}I bet you nine ^Gtimes out, out of ^Ften Well I could do it ^Gagain Oh,^F I could do it aga^Cin

Th^EMere it is, all said a^AMnd done ^EMSomething in there fo^AMr everyone ^FWatch out halleluj^Gah, here I come^{C G C}Now they would stand, and they wou^AMld cheer ^EMI can see it now,^AM as if it were all righ^Gt here ^F

^CHe was a^EM funny^AM man ^EM He could make you la^Fugh, make you cr^AMy My^EM, my oh m^Fy, ^CHe would roa^EMm from to^AMwn to town And the fo^EMlks would come from m^Files around K^Filler routines, the ^EMsongs he sings ^FThe funniest man you've ever seen

^CWell if I could go rou^Gnd again^{F C}Feel the love from the ^Gcrowd, again^{F C}I bet you nine ^Gtimes out, out of ^Ften Well I could do it ^Gagain Oh,^F I could do it aga^Cin