Lauren Ruth Ward - Valhalla

^Bb You’ve got beauty coming out your ears^{Gm Bb} Aw, must make it hard for you to ^Gmhear ^Bb Give me the wheel And I wil^Gml take you off course ^Bb And put your money on the speckled horse ^GmI’ll put your money on the speckled ^Chooors^Bbe

^GCommunication is the only ^Fointment^{Bb Gm}You give me pooooi^Fsonnn ^C You give me pooooiso^Fn

^BbThey’ll memorize my name on the list At the ^G7door at Valhalla ^Cm7I’ll tell them how I died In the b^Fattle of Madonna ^BbSome will scratch their balls And they'll wonder ^G7how I conquered ^CmBefriend the male gaze

^FForming my own phaaaa^Bbse Gm F

^BbI ate shit on the walk of fame^{Gm F}(sigh) ^BbYeah, I tripped looking ^Bbmdown looking for my na^Gmme

^Bb I saw the L saw the A saw the U Saw the ^GmaRe you gonna gonna make it thru? ^BbYou can’t take tomorrow

^GmWhen are you going to make A ^Cmnaaaaaa^Caame^F?

^BbThey’ll memorize my name on the list At the door ^G7at Valhalla ^CmI’ll tell them how I died In the ba^Fttle of Madonna ^BbSome will scratch their balls And they'll wonder how^G7 I conquered ^CmBefriend the male gaze ^Cm7Make my own money ^FForming my own pha^Bbaaase

It’s a^Bb sleepy time For the ones who choose t^Aheir hearts ^GmOne of a ^Gkind, ^Bbbedroom ^Dmeyed Pair of ^Fdice ^Bb Take my hand you will understand My ^Aside ^Gm Be my friend ^DmWoman or man We will fii^Cmight Heyyy ^Fyeaaaaaaa^Dmh

^Cm La^Dmlalaaa Do do ^Cmdo do [Chorus]

^BbThey’ll memorize my name on the ^Glist At the door at Valhalla ^{F Cm}I’ll tell them how I ^Bbdied In the ba^Fttle of Madonna ^BbSome will scratch their balls And they'll wonder ^G7how I conquered ^CmBefriend the male gaze

^F7Forming my own phaaaaaa^Bbse ^{G Bb}How did she do it? How did sh^Ge do it? ^GmHow did she do it? ^BbThey all will ask