Laura Jane Grace & The Devouring Mothers - I hate chicago

I hate the ^Acity of Chicago Man, this ^Dplace feels like nowhere And the ^Etraffic makes getting nowhere take that much longer I hate the ^DCubs, the Sox, the Blackhawks and the ^ABulls I couldn't give a ^Ashit about the Pumpkins, Slint or Wilco Learn to make a ^Dpizza you fucking jack-offs Say hello ^Eback when someone says hello, you asshole! I hate O'^DHare, I hate Midway, I can't ^Estand Chicago!

Oh, the ^Ebest part is leaving Cos maybe one ^Dday I'll never come back a^Again And If ^EI die in this shithole Float my ^Dcorpse down the Calu^Emet Cos I'd ^Erather rot in Gary Miller Beach may actually be para^Ddise

Alright. ^AChrist, you caught me, this is actually just another divorce song Maybe it's not ^Dall of Cook County's fault But it feels like another ^Edogshit day in Suck City Jesus ^DChrist, could you assholes at least learn how to ^Adrive? Yeah, ^Afuck XRT and fuck Lollapalooza You and all of your ^Dself-righteous hipster 'hoods can go to hell! I e^Especially hate Bridgeport cos that's where she lives For every ^Dreason that she loves it, I can't ^Estand Chicago!

When ^EI head north on Lake Shore Drive, I ^Dfly and I close my ^Aeyes And I ^Ereach the magic point And I ^Drun for magic ^Emiles When ^EI head north on Lake Shore Drive, I ^Dfly and I close my ^Aeyes And I ^Ereach the magic point And I ^Drun for magic ^Emiles

Lake ^EMichigan becomes an ocean and I know somewhere beyond it is waiting, just for ^Ame No matter ^Ehow high you dickheads build it You'll only ever be in Illi^Dnois And that'll always be way too fucking close to ^AMissouri!