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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] E D# D C#m A B [Verse 1]
EI knew a boy way back when EHis name was Bobby, and then EHe asked my daddy if I could go dancing EBut he could not make a pass ECan't tell his elbow from ass EHe was completely inept at romancing
[Chorus]
Oh, BobbAy G# G F# Well, it's so painful to watch yoBu A# A G# Well, in a crowd I could spot youC#m B A# A AOh, Bobby You'll never naBil her What a spectacular failureE D# D C#m A B
[Verse 2]
EHe's got a buddy named Jack EWho likes to take it as fact EThat he and Bobby have all of the power EBut don't believe what he says E'Cause Jack's gone soft in the head EAnd Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower
[Chorus]
Oh, BobbyA G# G F# You play out every delusioBn A# A G# You're better off in seclusioC#mn B A# A AOh, Bobby You've never looked paBler What a spectacular failureE D# D C#m A B
[Interlude] F# E B C# (x2) F# (vamp) [Chorus]
Oh, BobbBy A# A G# You don't appear to be dyingC#m B A# A Oh, it's like you're not even tryinD#g C# C B
Oh, Bobby
I can't excuse your beC#havior What a spectacular fF#ailure What a spectacular fF#ailure