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[Intro] E A B E A B [Verse]

^E She broke up with me Two^B days later... ^E I think she met Don Juan in^A Italy ^E She has a new man ^B I have a new ^Emust^Aache ^B

Now ^Eall my friends are gonna call me ^Bmountain man And ^Eeveryone will think that I'm a s^Atupid drifter ^ETo walk the earth alone ^BI'll never shave a^Egain ^A ^B

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^E On the night she left ^F#me ^AFacial hair grew mir^Baculously I ^Edressed in black like J^F#ohnny Cash And ^Agrew this beard of ^Bshame

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I've ^Eheard it said she looks a lot like ^BSherilyn Fenn And some^E times i'm mistaken for ^ABilly Gibbons ^ELook like a wise man, ^Bbut I'm an id^Eiot^A ^B

^E It's over ^B She left me ^E And she will s^Aoon forget me ^E She found out I was lame ^B I grew a beard of s^Ehame^A ^B

[Solo] E A D A E A Am E A D A E A D A [Bridge]

^ECome all ye ^Bfaithful ^EJoyful and tri^Aumphant ^EI am a new man ^B I have a beard ^Eof s^Ahame ^E ^A ^E

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