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Tuning: Standard Capo on the first fret [Intro] Am7 - C Em - G - C - D [Verse 1]
Am7I woke up this morning CDidn’t recognize the man in thEme mirror Then I Glaughed and I said,C “Oh silly mDe, that’s just me” Then Am7I proceeded to Cbrush some stranger’s teeth But they were Emmy teeth, and I was Gweightless Just Cquivering like some Dleaf come in the window of a Am7restroom
[Chorus]
I couldn’t tell you what thCe hell it was supposed to mean But it was a EmMonday, no a GTuesday, no CWednesday, Thursday, DFriday Then Am7Saturday came around and I said C"Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathrooEmm sink?G" C D
C - Am7 Em - G - C - D [Bridge]
CAll he ever wanted was to Ambe someone in life that was just like EmAll I want is to Gjust have fun CLive my life like a Dson of a gun CI could be one thousand miles aAmway but still mean what I Emsay G C D
[Verse 2]
Then Am7I woke up one morning CDidn’t recognize the man in thEme mirror Then I Glaughed and I said,C “Oh silly mDe, that’s just me” Then Am7I proceeded to not Ccomb some stranger’s hair Never was my sEmtyle G C D
[Chorus]
But IAm7 couldn’t tell you what thCe hell it was supposed to mean Because it was a EmMonday, no a GTuesday, no CWednesday, Thursday, DFriday Then Am7Saturday came around and I said C“Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathrEmoom sinGk?” But he was Csporting all my Dclothes, I gotta say pretty Am7pimpin C Em G C D
[Solo] Am7 - C - Em - G - C - D x 2 [Bridge]
CAll he ever wanted was to Ambe a man But he was always a Emlittle too cute to be a Gminute under marbles Clost D CHe was always a thousand miles aAmway while still standing in front of your Emface G C D
[Verse 3]
Then Am7he woke up this morning CDidn’t recognize the boy in thEme mirror Then Glaughed and said,C “Oh silly Dme, that’s just me” Then Am7I proceeded to Cbrush some stranger’s teeth But they were Emmy teeth, and I was Gweightless Just Cquivering like some Dleaf come in the window of a Am7restroom
[Chorus]
But I couldn’t tell you what thCe hell it was supposed to mean Because it was a EmMonday, no a GTuesday, no CWednesday, Thursday, DFriday Then Am7Saturday came around and I said C“Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathrEmoom sinGk?” But he was Csporting all my Dclothes, I gotta say pretty Am7pimpin C Em G C D
Am7I woke up this morning, Cdidn’t recognize the boy in thEme mirror G C D x6