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When you like music more than life, something's wrong When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong When your favourite drink is thinner, something's wrong When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong When your president's an actor, something's wrong When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong If you think that this song matters, something's wrong