Kris Kristofferson - Eddie the eunuch

^EEddie the Eunuch was a weasel ^ENasty as an old man?s nose ^EMakin' believin? he was evil ^EStruttin? in his mama?s clothes

You know that ^AEddie had a bad connection, baby ^ANever had a chance to ball ^ASleeping in the wrong direction, baby ^B7Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now

^AEddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic ^ESuckin' like a super star ^ASlicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time ^B7Eddie what a thing you are, ooh ^E

You know that ^AEddie makes a damn good livin?, baby ^APuttin' other people down ^AEddie couldn?t ever forgive them baby ^B7?Cause he wasn?t Jackson Browne, no but

^EHe's a climber ^EAll the way down to the gutter ^EProbably stomp on his mother, yeah ^EHe ain't got no shame, boys ^EBut there's more to the game ^ELike who to bless and who to blame, boys