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My, what a brilliant song! Thanks to Kirsty for writing it. Intro: Am Verse 1:
Oh you shouldnt have Amkissed me and got me so Eexcited And when you asked me E7out I really was Amdelighted So we went to a pub in belsize A#park E E7 stop And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark
Bridge:
Oh you shouldnt have Amkissed me cause you started a A#fire E E7 stop But then I found out that youre a serial liar
Chorus:
You lied about your Amstatus You lied about your Elife You never mentioned your three Gchildren And the fact you have a Cwife Now its england F2 colombia C0 And I know just Ehow those colombians E7feel
Lead Guitar in Chorus: E:------------------------------------------| B:------------------------------------------| G:------------------------------------------| D:--7----6----5---------3--------------2----| A:-----------------3---------3----2---------| E:------------------------------------------| Verse 2: If you hadnt passed out while I was talking to your friend It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me If he hadnt taken pity on my heart full of desire I might never have found out youre a serial liar Chorus Verse 3:
It is not in my Gnature to ever pick the winning Cteam Sometimes I think I'm Ehappy then I remember its a Amdream Now it isn't in myG nature to ever pick a Cwinner E E7 stop I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner I can never Ampossess the object of my Edesire Cause hes bound to turn E7out to be a serial Amliar Ok I didnt mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a A#bit E E7 stop But I am free and single and hes a lying git
Chorus: Cause he lied about his status He lied about his life He forgot he had three children He forgot he had a wife And its england 2 colombia 0 I know just how those colombians feel For this next verse put down that pick pull some random strings on the quaver notes. Verse:
So I got into a Amtaxi and sobbed all the way Ehome Called my friend up in Sao E7Paulo and cried down the Amphone A# (STRUM) I played some tragic music and I lay down to die But later I Ewoke and I hadnt stopped E7crying
You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit Your perfume was adultery but I'm not a piece of meat So Ill be the one that you couldnt acquire I found out in time youre a serial liar
You lied about your Amstatus You lied about your Elife And I pity your three Gchildren And I pity your poor Cwife F (stop) Now you can go to hell C (stop) I'm going to Brazil E7 (Mess around on Am, F, Bb, and then land on A) Still its england 2 colombia 0