Jack the Idiot Dunce Intro:riff 1(C D E F) *2 riff 1 Who's the fool with the cross-eyed stare, riff 1'(F G A B) The turned up nose and moronic glare? riff 1''(A A# B C) Who's that simpleton standing over there? riff 1 Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. riff 1 riff 1 Who's that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt?

^FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. ^FHe walks like his feet are on back to front, ^FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

^BbWhen he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer, ^BbJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce, ^FBecause he's got two left feet and taxi-door ears, ^FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

^AmAnd when we laugh at the clothes ^Dmhe wears, ^AmJack just smiles 'cos ^Bbhe don't ^Ccare. ^BbWho^C's that fool? ^BbWho^C's that ninny? ^BbWho^C's that twit? ^BbWho^C's that chump? ^CTh^Bbe I^Cdiot Dunce, ^Cth^Bbe I^Cdiot Dunce.

riff 1 riff 1 Who is always the bottom of the class?

^FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. ^FWho's a fool? Who's a boob? ^FWho's a kook and an ass? ^FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

^BbWhen we take examinations he never gets a pass, ^BbJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. ^FAnd we all put him down 'cos he can't think fast, ^FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. ^AmWe ridicule him and punch him ^Dmaround, ^AmBut Jack just laughs and ^Bbsta^Cnds^Bb hi^Cs ^Bbgro^Cund^Bb, ^C C Bb C C Bb C riff 1''(A A# B C) The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce.

^CYeah, he's so unco-ordinated. ^FYeah, and so disorientated, ^CAnd when we have a High School Hop ^FYou ought to see that idiot bop ^BbAnd^B h^Cis arms and his ^C#legs Seem to ^Dmhave minds of ^Gtheir own, ^FAnd you don't need brains

To have educated muscles and bones.

^CYeah, you ought to see him dance ^FHe moves like he's in a trance, ^CAnd when we have a High School Hop ^FYou ought to see that idiot rock, ^BbAnd ^Bhe's ^Cfinally ^C#proved That you don't need a ^Dmhigh I.Q. To make your body ^Gmove. ^FNow he's created a dance that everybody's trying to do.

Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

^CDo the Idiot Dunce. ^FAll right put your finger on your nose, ^CNow cross those eyes.

Put your hands on your hips,

^FNow wriggle your backside. ^BbNow you've ^Bgot the ^Cknack To do the Idiot ^C#Jack >From y^Dmour head to the tips of y^Gour toes.

^FNow the whole world's doing it and everybody knows, Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. ^FHe's a real cool cat and a real gone groove,

Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

^BbAnd the girls go crazy when he starts to move, ^BbJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce ^FNow Jack's a success he's got nothing to prove, ^FJack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

^AmEven though ^DmJack is dim ^AmHis mother is so ^Bbproud of ^Chim. ^BbHey^C, who's that groovy ^Bbloo^Cking dude ^BbDan^Ccing with all the ^Bbchi^Ccks? ^CTh^Bbe I^Cdiot Dunce^C, ^Bbthe^C Idiot Dunce.

Albums this song can be found on: * Schoolboys In Disgrace Rock'n roll song. Riff 1 is single notes. Please listen backing guitar

Kinks - Jack the idiot dunce