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[Verse 1]
BmDumb surfer is Ggiving me his caDsh Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash DMan this band that's playing, is playing fucking trash BmSkunk and onion gravy, as my braiEmn's potato mash BmHe came across the bacEmk of a bureaucratic stash BmShot the lot for credit and nGever got it back DHe's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mGashed

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That cat got slashed in half like that BmAs venus completes orbit, I’m feeling slightly mashed DThe stir fry didn’t absorb it, I nGeed another slash DShe spoke in English, it was lGmow lit where we sat BmRemembering her faGce but that’s the end of that BmI’m a step from mEmadness as I puke on pavement slabs DGot a bit embarrassed, need to gGet back to the lab DIn the depths of traffic, I was fGmeeling like we crashed BmWith a girl from Slovak in a European cab BmFrom a set of habits, I can see momenEmtums mashed DIf we were commuting, this tGrain would fucking crash DNow my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash BmGetting lashed, getting lGashed by aEmll of the gods BmBy aGll of the Dgods, by aBmll of tGhe goDds
[Verse 2]
DAs my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash This girl's now scrGmeaming, I think we've gone and craDshed The drF#miver’s speaking and the car is still intact BmIt was only minor, well that's the end of that GGirl, tEmhat’s the end of tDhat as I know DGirl, some thiBmngs you don’t know
[Outro]
BmDumb surfer, dDon't suffer DDumb surfer, dBmon't suffer BmDumb surfer, dDon't suffer DDumb surfer, dBmon't suffer BmAy, some thiGngs won’t cDhange for a while Keep me, keep me as the villain GBut my praBmyer, you don't own