Keller Williams - Bob rules

^DmTwelve o'clock check o^Aut we've got an entire hour Where is the remote, no time for the manual power I ^Cput the name tag^Dm over the heart On my shirt, that says 'Bob Rules' I stood in line for days With all the other fools ^GAnd then ^Dthe v^Aoice of an angel that belonged to Rob Roddy Called my name and said 'Come on down, you're the next contestant' Oh my God I was hyperventilating ^GI hop^De I do not wak^Ae u^Asusp from^A thi^Asuss drea^Am; Which is what it was ^DmJanice she slipped ^Aon wearing a diamond dog collar Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar' ^CEveryone el^Dmse overbid, And their eyes turned to me with rage For my dogs will be wearing diamonds And I get to go onstage ^DmI picked up ol^Ad Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there' ^CThe sli^Dmding door was ajar, I was a happy as I could get For it was a brand new car-- A Chevrolet Chevette ^DmThe showcase s^Ahowdown was set for a quarter to noon My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed ^CSo I pull^Dmed down as hard as I could Just like they all knew that I would I was happy to be alive When it landed on $0.95 ^BNext thing I knew^Bb I was stan^Ading next to ^Dma Marine Who did not like her showcase and passed it on over to me Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam? Before I could answer a banging came to my door The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog' ^CI guess I fell ba^Dmck asleep And slept right through that show But the next time I'm in L.A. You know where I'm gonna go