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EmI hope you hang yourself with your H&amCmaj7p;M scarf Am(9) While j***ing off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
WishingB7 you were in the rain reading Hemingway EmYou don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars Cmaj7 Am(9) You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45B7 just to stay alive EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even Cmaj7like boys
No you don’t even like Am(9) No you don’t even like
No you don’t even liB7ke boys EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even like Cmaj7boys
No you don’t even like Am(9) No you don’t even like No you don’t even like…
EmYou’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal Cmaj7You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal Am(9) Secretly you’re so amused That noB7body understands you EmI’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head Cmaj7I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead Am(9) B7 I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even Cmaj7like boys No you don’t even like Am(9) No you don’t even like No you don’t even liB7ke boys EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even like Cmaj7boys
No you don’t even like Am(9) No you don’t even like B7 Cmaj7 C#m7(b5) No you don’t even like…
Ur so B7gay ur so gay Em7You walk around like you’re oh so debonair Cmaj7You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there Am(9) B7(4)/D# I wish you would just be real with me
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even Cmaj7like boys No you don’t even like Am(9) No you don’t even like No you don’t even liB7ke boys EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even like Cmaj7boys
No you don’t even like Am(9) No you don’t even like
No you don’t even liB7ke… PENIS!