Kashmir - Lampshade

^DYou'd be surprised if you ^D/Blooked through the eyes of a ^D/Ano---^Ava ^EmNot recognizing the ^Gmmolehills on top of the ^Bsus2star ^Bm- ^Bsus2- ^Bsus2- ^Bm- ^Bsus2- ^DCheerful and ^D/C#swollen he ^D/Bwaves from his ^D/Aseat in a ^E/G#Rover - That is his ^Gmcar

^Ddoubt him to shake the most ^D/Bpowerful hands of im-^D/Apor-^Atance ^EmChanging the world as we ^Gmknow it by leaving his ^Bsus2ink ^Bm- ^Bsus2- ^Bsus2- ^Bm- ^Bsus2- To ^Djudge from the ^D/C#fence 'round his ^D/Bhouse he must ^D/Alove all his ^E/G#children - That's what you ^Gmthink

^Dno time to think - Have a ^Apill and a shrink - Just don't ^Emshow us ^Gmhow you ^Dsweat - Making love to your ^Akids is the last love that ^Emyou ^Em/F#will ^Gmev-^Aer ^Dget - You're a ^Avanishing image of ^Emwhat ^Em/F#I - ^Gmthought ^GmI ^Aknew - But it comes to ^F#/Bbshow - That the ^Bmman ^AI ^E/G#know Gm -

^Dcheek that she had lifted ^D/Bup for her forty first ^D/Abirth-^Aday ^EmLove is when someone you ^Gmtrust cuts a smile in your ^Bsus2face ^Bm- ^Bsus2- ^Bsus2- ^Bm- ^Bsus2- ^DBoy had a ^D/C#dog and poor ^D/Bgirl had a ^D/Astroke like an ^E/G#earthquake ^E- Now dog is a ^Gmbird

^Dno time to think - Have a ^Apill and a shrink - Just don't ^Emshow us ^Gmhow you ^Dsweat - Making love to your ^Akids is the last love that ^Emyou will ^Gmever ^Dget - You're a ^Avanishing image of ^Emwhat ^Em/F#I - ^Gmthought ^GmI ^Aknew - But it goes to ^F#/Bbshow - That the ^Bmman ^AI ^E/G#know ^E- Has a ^Bmfa-^Ading ^E/G#glow ^E- In a ^Bmwhite ^Alamp^E/G#shade Gm

^D Tell me lampshade the ^D/C#truth did you ^D/Gcover his ^D/Bsoul - Did you pro^D/Bbtect all the horrible ^D/A I shall tear you a^D/Bbpart so that everyone ^D/Bknows - What he's been ^D/Ccarry-^D/C#ing around...

^D Tell me lampshade what ^D/C#is it you're ^D/Gtrying to ^D/Bhide - Under your ^D/Bbstinky old corduroy ^D/A I shall rip and be ^D/Bbshattered by the shrapnell of ^D/Blight - That I've been ^D/Cchoking on ^D/C#always

^D There's a dog barking ^D/C#close within the ^D/Grange of my ^D/Bear - Sounds like he ^D/Bbwants to escape the chain ^D/A He would probably ^D/Bbbite me to death if he ^D/Bcould - But the ^D/Cchain lets me ^D/C#spit in his face

^D Like the dog has a ^D/C#chain clinging ^D/Gtight to it's ^D/Bneck - This man is ^D/Bbtied to his secrecy ^D/A I would like to have ^D/Bbkilled him off in this last verse ^D/B But in^D/Cstead I'll re^D/C#move this lampshade