I just took this from the guitar chords and hit the transpose button up twice so that it'd be in the notes I know how to play. Since the chords didn't exist for the ukulele until now and the song is 7 years old I assume no one will ever read this but me. Enjoy, me!

^CSo, everything is average nowa^Amdays Everything is average nowa^Cdays

Everyone would do it if they^Am can And everything is going down the^F pan

And everyone is following the ^Gcraze

And everything is average

Now you ^Csay it's getting better But^Am I don't really see the signs

^CSaid it is too different You^Am thought it would be suicide

^FNot much to believe in ^GLeft up on the shelf

^FSo get your coats we're leaving ^GJust do something else

^COhhhh Everything is average now^Amadays Everything is average nowa^Cdays

And everything is of no conse^Amquence

Cos everyone is sitting on the ^Ffence And everything will always be the ^Gsame

Cos everything is average

Now you ^Csay you didn't need it You ^Amthrew away the book of rules

^CThought that we should read it ^AmI wouldn't even know how to

^FNot much to believe in ^GLeft up on the shelf

So ^Fget your coats we're leaving ^GJust do something else

^AAll I need is a ^Dball and a wall Or a ^Gsledge and a hill in ^Cheavy weather

^AAll I need is a ^Dball and a wall ^GSledge and a hill in ^Cheavy weather

^AOh, ^Aoh, ^Aoh, ^Aoh, ^Aoh, ^Aoh, ^Aoh, ^Aoh C, Am, C, Am

^FNot much to believe in ^GLeft up on the shelf

So ^Fget your coats we're leaving ^GJust do something else

^DSo,everything is average n^Bmowadays Everything is average nowa^Ddays

Everyone would do it if th^Bmey can And everything is going down the ^Gpan

And everyone is following the ^Acraze Cos everything is average nowa^Ddays

Kaiser Chiefs - Everything is average nowadays