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[Spoken Intro: "Memaw" Barbara Musgraves] We had a girl that came in with a drug overdose the other day. And she got real belligerent. And she bit one of the nurses. (Oh man). And, I mean, she bit (Ohhh)—you could see every tooth (Nooo! Hehe). It took two or three of us to get her off of her. It's a crazy Wednesday [Verse 1]
We Dfinally got a flashing light They Dput it in last year And Deverybody got real happy When the Dgrocery store got beer And last Gtime the census men came a-knockin' We were Gbusting at the seams
[Refrain]
N.C.Aww, but don't you forget it, as big as we're getting N.C.This town's too small to be Gmean
[Verse 2]
DBig enough for a ZIP code A DVFW A Dgood Mexican restaurant A Dbeauty shop or two Got a GMethodist, a Baptist And a GChurch of the Nazarene
[Refrain]
N.C.Aww, but don't you forget it, as big as we're getting N.C.This town's too small to be Gmean Yeah, it's Dtoo dang small to be Gmean
[Chorus]
CToo small to be lying CWay too small to cheat CWay too small for secrets 'Cause they're Dway too hard to keep And Csomebody's mama knows somebody's cousin And Csomebody's sister knows somebody's husband And Gsomebody's daughter knows Csomebody's brother And arGound N.C.here, we all look out for each other
[Interlude] D G [Verse 3]
You'll Dend up in the paper DWreck your family name What Dgoes around comes back around By DFriday's football game We Gonly got one sheriff But we Gall know how to keep the peace
[Refrain]
N.C.Aww, and don't you forget it, as big as we're getting N.C.This town's too small to be Gmean
[Chorus]
CToo small to be lying CWay too small to cheat CWay too small for secrets 'Cause they're Dway too hard to keep And Csomebody's mama knows somebody's cousin And Csomebody's sister knows somebody's husband And Gsomebody's daughter knows Csomebody's brother And arGound N.C.here, we all look out for each other
[Interlude] C G C D [Outro]
Yeah, Csomebody's mama knows somebody's cousin And Csomebody's sister knows somebody's husband And Gsomebody's daughter knows Csomebody's brother And arGound N.C.here, we all look out for each other