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[Intro] F# F#maj7 F# F#maj7 F# F#maj7 F# F#maj7 [Verse]
If F#you ain't got twoF#maj7 kids by twenty oF#ne, You're probabF#maj7ly gonna die aloBne. Least that's whatF#maj7 tradition F#told you. And it don't F#maj7matter if you don't believe, F#Come Sunday morning, you Bbest be there in the front row like you're supposed to. G
[Bridge]
SGame hurt in every hF#eart. G GSame trailer, different F#maj7park.
[Chorus]
BMama's hooked on Mary Kay. Brother's hooked on Mary Jane. F#Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down. BMary, Mary quite contrary. We get bored, so, we get married F#Just like dust, F#maj7we settle in this D#mtown. On tBhis broken merry F#go 'round and 'round and 'rounF#maj7d we go D#mWhere it stops nobody kBnows and it ain't slowin' down. This merry F#go 'round.
[Instrumental] F# F#maj7 F# F#maj7 F# F#maj7 F# F#maj7 [Verse]
We F#think the first F#maj7time's good enougF#h. So, we hold F#maj7on to high schooBl love. Sayin' we F#maj7won't end up like our parents. F#Tiny little boxes in a row. Ain't what you want, it's what Byou know. Just happy in the shoes you're wearin'. G Same checks we're F#always cashin' to buy a little more F#maj7distraction.
[Chorus]
BCause Mama's hooked on Mary Kay. Brother's hooked on Mary Jane. F#Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down. BMary, Mary quite contrary. We get bored, so, we get married F#Just like dust, F#maj7we settle in this D#mtown. On tBhis broken merry F#go 'round and 'round and 'rounF#maj7d we go D#mWhere it stops nobody kBnows and it ain't slowin' down. This merry F#go 'round. D#m
[Chorus 2]
BMary, Mary quite contrary. We're so bored until we're buried F#and Just like dust, we settle in thisD#m town. On tBhis broken merry F#go 'rounF#maj7d F# F#maj7 D#mMerry go rouBnd
[Outro]
Jack and Jill F#went up the hill. Jack burned out on booze and pills. D#mAnd Mary had a little lamb. F# Mary just don't give a damn nF#maj7o more.